The way it goes

So this morning I was struck with a bad case of nausea (morning sickness), I almost died...

So I work on a system now, before I get out of bed I lay there for a while just so everything can settle before I attempt the big move.
Just minutes after I moved a few muscles I find myself reaching for the bucket, that somehow has made its way out of my room... OMG i freaked out...

First thought: Lord help me sneak pass "OH SHIT" (thats my momma), thats the hardest you know... if you hiding your pregnancy from the most important people...
3 reasons why I have to...
1. She'll kill me
2. She'll kill me and most importantly
3. She'll kill me...
and thats only my mother... what happens when "DEEP SHIT" (my dad) finds out.
The speech would probably be something like...
"I told you to stay away from that boy, look what you did, how could you, your career is ruined, with a few other "french" words inbetween...
Wait thats all besides the point now...

So after the first thought right, I head for the passage that seemed to be as long as the Berlin Wall at that moment for me...

I tip toe all the way down, lay flat on the cold tiled floor as I near the parents bedroom, I slide my way right pass without even a lil peep...

WOOHOO... I survived the predators...

So by now Im like really smiling, only a few more feet till I can relieve all this pressure boiling in my throat...

As i reach the bathroom I do my lil two step happy dance swing open the door only to find "David Beckham" (lil bro) doing his thing...

What now huh what now???

I curse him for a few seconds, but realise that Im about to barf... Next best option... Outdoor loo...

As much as I hate using the outbuildings loo, desperate times call for desperate measures right?

I fly through the kitchen door, out back and still have to deal with the big mutt my Beckham calls his dog.. By now Im half choking...

I finally reach my destination... and to save ya'll from all the gory details, I'll just say I almost died.

If I could honestly skip this stage I'd be able to keep my pregnancy invisible for quite some time...