Truth is, I wouldnt be anywhere else in the world right now.
What spurred this thought? well recent events had me thinking... and Lord do i think alot...sometimes its so random, that it doesnt even make sense, but point is i think alot...
A few of my friends are expecting.... expecting what? well i hope not aliens or dogs or even worse shoes... babies i hope they fart out babies... pretty ones...
ok ok i know i shouldnt say that
but hey,
i gotta take that kids shopping and on play dates and watch them grow up and cry when with them when their heart gets broken for the first time, its my job, im going to be friend aunty, does that even make sense.
Im especially excited bout 1 lil girly thats coming... i hope she grows up to be just like her momma, if she does, shes gonna be one rocking kid, id take her everywhere...to the beach..(wait her momma dont do large quantities of h20 which means she wont either) so on second thought, i'll take her everywhere but the big water...
We'll go to the mall, buy shoes and clothes then go look at the boys and i'll show her how to flirt, the right way, I'll teach her everything i know... how to pick them boys up, how to make them run after your ass, how not to fall for a guy, or well atleast dont show him you did, geez, she'll be my prodigy... ima teach her to be a real heartbreaker and partymaker...
Im so excited... she just gotta get so quickly big so aunty Liz can show her the light.
Shes going to eat alot of curry, that I know cos her daddy a curry ass, but his okay, i like her daddy, he makes her momma really happy...
So from now till whenever i wouldnt wanna go anywhere, i wanna be right here, watching lil G grow into a beautiful lady,just like her momma, i wanna see her the day she gets married and i wanna say out loud...THAT LUCKY BASTARD BETTER LOOK AFTER HER... i wanna be there... i wanna be here... theres no place in this world id rather be right now...
And well the rest of the friends babies will have to take the second and third stand on the pedistal cos number 1 will always be lil G.
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lol... well we kinda jumping the gun.. don't really know if it alil girl yet.. altho you know I'm praying it is..I'm so giving it back if it a boy!
oh! and i thought I'd want Baby D to be introduced to water, so you can do the whole beach thing... I'm just not partaking in that!
the idea is to not have her be a skank like we were... :|
but she gona be a looker hey... just like her daddy :)
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